A lot of things annoyed Uchiha Sasuke.

People who were late annoyed him.

His fan girls’ squealing and gushing annoyed him.

The Godaime giving him missions-from-hell just because she liked to see him suffer (the sadist!) annoyed him.

Cowards who begged for their lives before he killed them annoyed him.

Subordinates who questioned his judgment (and sanity) annoyed him (and were usually glared into submission).

Kakashi reading that damn perverted book while talking to him annoyed him.

Being sick and unable to train or go on missions annoyed him.

Neji acting holier-than-thou annoyed him.

Hizashi throwing up his milk on him annoyed him.

Any mention of snakes and weasels annoyed him.

Bloodstains that could not be washed away annoyed him.

The Kazekage annoyed him.

The villagers’ blind adoration just because he was the last Uchiha annoyed him.

The way the villagers treated Naruto annoyed him.

Sai’s perpetually smiling face annoyed him.

The close bond between Sai and Naruto annoyed him.

Sakura teasing him about being whipped annoyed him.

People who told him that he was pretty annoyed him (because Naruto was so much prettier).

Having to eat ramen three days in a row (or sleep on the couch) annoyed him.

Orange jumpers annoyed him.

A certain person who always left his house in a mess annoyed him.

Loudness annoyed him.

Naruto’s dog annoyed him.

Naruto annoyed him.

But the fact that he was growing to love Naruto more and more each passing moment, despite how annoying the boy was, annoyed Uchiha Sasuke the most. 



End.